Kissing Major Ass(no longer destruction)

Erzsebet stood behind the door to the raikage chambers. Now she was going to ask him about the citizen's affairs... Hopefully she wouldn't die. Oh well, here went nothing.

KNOCK KNOCK...


KNOCK.


...KNOCK.


"...Lord Raikage? This is Erzsebet Tau, Genin of Kumogakure. I have a request, if you have the spare time to listen to it." it didn't hurt to be polite. This man could kill her, so it only made sense that she'd put on her best behavior. If allowed in, she'd enter.

Just kidding. The fact that Kumo was falling to pieces while the current Raikage watched... It filled her with anger. Hatred. Determination to do the right thing. She opened the door after he (probably) didn't respond and stepped in. Her skin shifted and suddenly tore open at the stitches as her threads poured out, all twenty meters, at a speed of fifty.

As he was on his way to the Raikage chambers. He had finished everything Youka had ordered him to do. He wanted to know what his next set of missions were after they took over the minor villages. His job was to hold the fort while the army was out. But things were a bit quiet. As he was on his way, he heard a loud knocking. As he peeked his head out quietly to see who it was, it looked like a younger shinobi. There had been rumors the raikage had been really busy, which was why you won't see him around much. Then suddenly, the girl just opened the door and walked in without permission. That pissed the jounin off. Did this kid not have any manners? Even he would knock and grant permission to enter. These kids just don't know how to properly approach their superiors.

Though he was like 10 meters away from the door, he wanted to make an entrance. Sooo, he made the ram hand seal and body flicked at a speed of 195 right outside the entrance of the door. Which would look like he just suddenly appeared from her point of view, thought her back would be facing Itami since she was in front of him. Only to see some weird looking black strings coming out of this girls body. "When you want something.. take it, right? Honestly, I feel where your coming from, which is why I actually applaud you for what your doing. But.. like a lot of decisions.. they come with a consequence. Are you ready to face yours?" Itami would say, never would the Raikage allow someone to use a jutsu while in his office. So these were clearly hostile actions. But even if they weren't intended to be, it pissed Itami off to approach your superiors in such a manner.

"So which limbs do you dear most? Your arms or legs." The man said with a smile as he took his blade out with his left hand and pointed towards the girl's back. Was he going to kill this girl, probably not. But she definitely needed to learn some manners.

She felt something from the threads protruding from her back, and turned around. There was a person standing there, sword in hand with her kekkei genkai portruding from his head. Did he just... Run into her threads? ...He did, didn't he? That's two of her countrymen whose blood was on her hands.

And she wasn't sure she minded. The rush of battle called het still. She dug them deeper into his cranium and smiled.

((Claiming kill on Itami for body flickering into my threads))

+1 Erz, you're becoming a cool kid

+1

+1 Erz -1 Kyson for being that retarded

+1 all to balance it out

+1 Erz for that sweet no-work kill
+1 Itami for giving me a chuckle w/ that stupid shit

+1 straight savagery

Oh yeah, -20 ap or whatever so I don't get voided. I have like 80 now? I think?