HONEY, I'M HOOOOME [P, IO]

Suzaku, the swagmaster, the god of ducks, the lord of quacks, walked casually around the fields in front of the gates of Tengakure; his yellow rubber head shining in the afternoon sun as he seemingly walked in circles.. Talking to a rubber duck. People passing by would be very creeped out by the sight that would befall them; a man in holy robes with the head of a rubber duck. Not something to show your children before bedtime. Growing bored, Suzaku began to quack and squeak loudly, signaling for attention.. WHO WOULD ANSWER HIS MIGHTY CALL!?

Haru walked through the streets, holding that strange duck he'd been given a few days ago. It was still there, so he wasn't drugged or anything, but he really wanted to know what exactly that... man? was, and if he was just hallucinating. A man with a rubber duck of a head. Seriously. And just like that, he heard a loud quacking sound. 
"No way..." We would mutter, following the source of the sound. And sure enough, out in the plains, was the rubber duck guy again. This time, he felt wide awake, and quite sure it was real. He slowly approached the duck god, curiously but cautiously.

Suzaku watched as the young man slowly approached, his quacking and squeaking ceasing (see what I did there?). He let his arms fall to his sides, his eyes focusing on the young man.. It was the kid he threw the duck at! Suzaku also began to advance towards the young man, another duck at the ready in his palms.. Suzaku would scream a greeting at the young man as he approached. 

"HELLO THERE, YOUNG MAN. CARE TO HEAR ABOUT THE CHURCH OF DUCKOLOGY!?"

Quacking.

Haruna had been hearing the odd noise all day. Quite frankly, it was haunting her. She didn't really know what to do about it except try to follow the source of the noise and strangle it. So she head down towards the village gates, following what seemed to be a swarm of ducks going to the same place. That was... strange. Haruna didn't even know that there were any ducks inside the city. She finally saw who the ducks were gravitating towards. Someone who was yelling something about... Duckology? Haruna was confused. Not only that, but she saw that Haru was with the man. Gods, he seemed to be wherever she went nowadays. Maybe he was...? Haruna's eyes widened. "STALKER!" she unceremoniously accused. She ducks around her quacked loudly and started running around her in circles. Periodically, one of them would land on her shoulder, only to be swatted away by the young girl.

Well, the... guy... seemed to recognize him. He stopped the quacking and asked if he wanted to hear about "The church of Duckology" Was this a real thing? What was this guy, then, like the messiah of their religion. Haru had heard if a family inbred too much, strange mutations could take place... Was this duck guy a major victim of the Oedipus effect? Nah, he somehow doubted that. Just as he began to respond with vague interest, Haruna's words reached him. He gestured a "Just a second" signal to the duck dude, turning to face Haruna.
"Hello to you too. Now hang on, I'm the stalker? You've shown up pretty much everywhere I've gone lately After I get there. Who's the stalker now?" He would say, turning back to the duck guy. "Now what's this about duckology?" He would ask

Suzaku watched as a newcomer arrived, waving wildly.. Resulting in his arms flailing around as he attempted to act "normal"... Suzaku sat there for a moment as Haru spoke with the girl, continuing to flail his arms.. The boy then asked about Duckology, to which Suzaku happily began to explain about: 

"Duckology is the greatest religion in the world! Praise me!" Suzaku would pull out a rubber duck, throwing it in the air as he praised the duck gods above.

"It's the religion that allows me to do that! Remember that duck I chucked at your head? That's one of the holy rubber ducks! In fact.. I have a super awesomechocolatecoveredswag duck in my possession.. That actually talks!" 

Suzaku would pull out the rubber duck from behind him, showing a glowing duck that seemed quite average.. until Suzaku began to speak.

"HELLO!" Suzaku screamed, as the rubber duck repeated it in a squeaky voice.