Re: Ninja Excuses

Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:39 pm

I don't touch guys

Catch me if you can!

Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:06 am

YOU'RE NOT THE GINGERBREAD MAN!!

tell me, why is the cake a lie?

Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:13 am

Cake is an object, therefore its irrelvant whether its true or false.

Tell me a story.

Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:06 am

I have amnesia, so I can't remember any stories to tell you.

Make me a sammich

Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:30 pm

The kitchen is out of bread.

Teach me how to Jerk

Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:39 am

It's self explanatory. Just watch some porn and do what comes naturally.

Play me that old time rock and roll.

Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:38 pm

(thats not what i meant lol)

I can't play any instruments

I'm a turtle and I can't get up! Help me!!!!

Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:43 pm

I like turtles, but not enough to touch them...

Scream for my Ice cream~

~~*gets out the Ben & Jerry's*~~

Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:30 pm

I was at a concert last night and lost my voice.

Pop my back?

Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:20 pm

I only pop balloons.

Punch yourself for me.