界王和 - Can You Watch My Kid?

Mission:

”You have a group of seventeen fighters, all on their A-game and ready for whatever comes their way. Some enemies come in and after the ensuing slaughter your group lost eleven fighters, so the question is how many bodies do you have to use to crush your enemy?”

”Uh I wasss-- six! Six, right?”

”Righto, my dude.”

Little Toshi marked the answer in his homework with glee, it was the last problem of his math homework, the worst type of homework. He got frustrated with the numbers as they weren’t attached to anything and were meaningless on their own, so it was a good thing his parents got him this tutor guy. He was kinda weird, though, he smelled like hot fabric and Toshi could have sworn his shaggy hair could move on its own. Still, if it meant he wouldn’t have to face his horrid math homework with just an empty house, this guy wasn’t doing anything too weird yet, just seemed to be shedding all over the place. At any rate, this guy had outlived his usefulness, and it was time to sneak out to his friends out in the woods to make bugs fight.

”So Toshi,” the call back to reality hit Toshi like whiplash. ”Now that we’ve gotten your homework done, you can go wash up while I prep dinner.” Kai said, visibly leaving more strands of hair as he went.

”Maybe you should wash up with all your hair falling out.” Toshi replied cheekily.

”I don’t have a bedtime, I can be as dirty as I want. Now go get yourself clean while I get my gross hands and hair all over your food.”

Toshi just gave a groan and got himself up, he had to keep the illusion that he was resigned to this fate of horrid care, this man could never keep him contained. Toshi locked the bathroom door behind him and a glance down revealed the massive amounts of hair seemingly just left on the floor. Toshi gagged and resolved to throw away the hair brush his new tutor must have used. Back to the task, Toshi turned the sink on so it would loudly reverberate through his small apartment, perfect cover noise while Toshi got the window open so he could make his escape.

Something was wrong, though, his balance was critically off and he had to steady himself, it was as if something pulled him out of alignment before he could make his getaway. He took a deep breath and tried again, only to be nudged in a way where he almost hit his head on the window sill. He felt something pulling him by his ankles and he looked down to see the hair on the floor slithering its way up his legs. Toshi let out a scream.

”Hey if you didn’t wanna get got like that you shouldn’t have done the things that you did, I don’t know what to tell ya.”

---

Claiming! [TWC: 510]
484 for Tau Threaded Arts [2,000/2,000]
26 for Black Threads: Tau Weaponry [26/1000]
+1,000 Ryo
+5 AP

Kaiowa wrote:

Mission:

---

Claiming! [TWC: 510]
484 for Tau Threaded Arts [2,000/2,000]
26 for Black Threads: Tau Weaponry [26/1000]
+1,000 Ryo
+5 AP

Approved